The first of the guested scripts.
This is the script Bobby gave me. Sort of. Bobby went and did full size layouts with dialogue and I transcribed everything here. I went through some drastic changes with his script while trying to keep the spirit of the strip. Still I think it turned out pretty well, though I may have gotten a bit verbose myself near the end.
Title: Crack Park
Panel 1: Us as South Park. Waiting by the bus stop.
Kyle = Mike Lee
Cartman = Pat
Kenny = Dal
Stan = Shawn Kyle: HEY! I HEARD THAT TRACY GIRL IS ON VACATION! Cartman: IF SHE WAS HERE RIGHT NOW I’D BE ALL LIKE “HEY! GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A CHOCOLATE CHICKEN POT PIE.” Kenny: MMMMM MHM HMM! Stan: SICK DUDE! SHE WOULDN’T DO THAT!
Panel 2: Havok (Bobby’s GCWF character, not Mutant X guy) rips panel 2 in half coming through the page. South Park characters are still on the torn page.
Kyle: WHAT THE...? Cartman: SON OF A ... Havok: THIS SUCKS!
Panel 3: The scene is now a wrestling ring. In the ring a tag team match between Boom Boom and Havok vs. Deadly Dal and Mantek. Havok and Dal are in the ring and Havok is pummeling the life out of Dal. On the outside of the ring doing commentary are John and Jamie. There should be the full array of paraphernalia at the announcer’s table. Mantek: TAG, YOU BASTARD!! John: HE’S HITTING HIM WITH EVERYTHING BUT THE KITCHEN SINK! Jamie: HAVOK’S REACHING FOR SOMETHING!
Panel 4: Close on Havok holding a kitchen sink. John leaves the table in disgust. John: THAT’S IT! I QUIT! Jamie: OOH! HOW DOES DEADLY DAL COUNTER THAT?